The dawning of..........

I think you guys ought to serialize it and put in a blog and/or book. :) You could call it "Diary of a Mad Pollinator" or "Desperate Pollinators." This would give Wisteria Lane a whole new meaning.... :)

Not only that Dear Janet. A wormhole that small is nearly impossible.
Being so small it posseses unusual properties, one being that any living entity passing through it will molecularly degrade in time.

I see the tears welling in your eyes, but do not worry about your Loyal Guard.
A cat's nine lives is just a fairytale, but it does stem from truth. And one of these is its ability to withstand
and warp the effects of gravity. How do you think a cat always lands on its feet?
And as even the Amazing Pard knows, gravity is the largest component of all wormhole workings. Your precious
and deserving felines are in tip-top shape.

So even without the SECRET, she is doomed, alone in a crippled ship.
Although, what happens to the android kitties, I couldn't say. And sometime in the future, she may be back.
But now we are safe. And me, with my computer with a mere128 mg of RAM won't have to wait 15 seconds for this thread to open.

Sherleft Holmes

Sherleft, time is of no importance in such delicate matters of International security!

DID you notice she, the Amazing Pard, called me 'W'?? Does this mean she KNOWS I am actually the President?

Oh, but the Amazing Pard is so amazing, how do you know she has not found a way to traverse these impenetrable Wormholes? (We have to secure the Hollywood deal!)

JUST in case what the Amazing Pard has said is true, I have laced the GlorioWhatsits Look-alike with Ionic Atomic Expulsion Molecules, aided by Nano-Memory Cells.

This means that, when the Spacecraft goes above the height of Improbability, the Nano-Memory Cells will start to activate, and in turn trigger the Ionic Atomic Expulsion Molecules into action! You DO know what this means, don't you?

Dear Sherleft, it has been tiring I know, but Matters of Importance can be Devastatingly Draining! Get a good night's rest, return tomorrow with improved mental agility and vigour, for TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. What would I do without you?

I fear Watson is lost in space......

Our friend Homeland Security is watching. Are your space ships registered with them? Nano-memory cards are not secure .

inanda

Sorry. I was in the lobby getting some popcorn.

Did I miss anything?

R.

Wellllll.... no, such space craft is not officially in existence. TOP SECRET!

Inanda, have you not heard of Spacecraft which no-one is supposed to know about, except for the Highest Command??

Aha.......now, the Nano-memory cards which you may be familiar with are Zillions of Light Years behind this ultra futuristic cell technology.........but again...........Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! TOP SECRET!!!!!!!

Watson! You are back!!!!!

Holy Pluto Popcorn Meteorites!!!!!!! Did you MISS anything??????????

LOL!

I think this is where I came in........

R.

Sherleft,........Sherleft.........can you hear me????

I fear poor Watson has lost his mind!!!!!!!!!

He appears to know NOTHING of the past few hours events.................Oooooh what can we do for him??????