Des Moines Lily Society Sale

Scooterbug--Didi he take pics? You can always join the Naked Ladies club!

you know, must be something in the water in my neighborhood..... Twinlakeschef came at 4 am & knocked on the wrong door to wake me for the Kentucky RoundUp trip. My neighbor answered in his birthday suit! I must remember to say something to him about it....

ROFLH

oh my, blackmail time!!!!!!!!!!!!

So , I'm still wondering why he answered the door that way? Arlene took a while to tell me--embarrassed her! LOL

okay, tell the story....

I think we need to grab twinlakeschef to get more details....

Maybe he uses 1-800- Dial-a Honey.
I hear they do home deliveries now ....... lol

scooterbug, that warning sounds like some of the emails that get sent around thousands of times! Are we going to find that one on 'snopes' sometime soon! You had me ROTFLH!!! I needed that laugh...thanks!

Snopes? Sounds more like a sneaky DG trick to distract us as coherts in crime climb the fence & attack the garden. Gotta watch those poachers...

Is tit time to relabel my whole garden in Chinese to confuse the theives? Does anyone know Chinese? How about Pig Latin?

What is snopes?

Wanda, I am no help. The only other language I speak is horse. They talk in body language. So the best I could do is interpret the body language of the 'theives' ... as in they plan to steal ya blind!!!

Snopes.com is a place you can check out urban ledgends, internet and e-mail rumors. Like some poor young man being beaten half to death; every bone in his face broken and it turns out to be Mel Gibson. Not true. And aspartame makes your eyeballs explode or some other idiocy.

My THANKS to all the above mentioned people. YOU MADE MY DAY!!

Really needed a good belly laugh after spreading wood chips on lily beds for the winter.
so sore this morning, can hardly walk and still have more to cover.

Maxine

Thanks, Moby... I had heard of urban legends, but didn't know there was a site to check them out. Nobody tells me these things... lol .. (stumbles off muttering to self)...

Urban Legends spread so quickly on the Internet. Since I do all my business with jpeg images, I'm online all day at work. I have over 400 people on my email list & I think I see every rumour going around 3-4 times a day. I always check them out at Snopes.com rather than pass on misinformation.

You know , reading body language on Moby could be hazardous to my health! I'd better go get my other glasses....

!!! Well, I never........! ;)

Ever ? ? ? Aw , poor Moby *snickers behind hand*

OK, just once, but I didn't like it!

I bet you never inhaled, either... lol...

Inhaled what??

incense? ah, um, yeah, well, what was we talkin about? Oh yeah, Wanda needs new glasses so that she can read yer body language... have you been making obscene gestures at her AGAIN???

nope, moby was making obscene gestures as the neighbor who answered the door naked.

hubba hubba!!

told ya!

LOL...

He IS cute--Do you suppose we can make him an Honorary Naked Lady?
Moby Dh & Merlie's DH are!

How about a naked girly man?

Do we have to check with Arnold on that one????

Uhh...I think the Naked Ladies' Men might take exception to that!
(Got a 'raised eyebrow' from my NLM) ;)

I think you may be right, there, Moby...

How about "Naked Ladies Man" as suggested elsewhere? That has a certain panache.