Isn't Chocolate one of the major food groups?????
Salted PE CAHN MISSION #1
YES LT.MAJOR HARMONY says it is a major food group and the major enjoy's it often ssshhhh
LT.MAJOR HARMONY, Didn't you get a promotion to special mission navy seal?
Declined due to inability to tread water for long periods of time and LT.MAJOR has a bigger bite to it than navy seal.
I'm way off of being small shiney and cute LOL
OK, was just checking. Didn't want anyone to accidently disrespect you.
Oh, no, indeed! Disrespect must be on purpose!!!
it has been brought to my attention, cadet 2nd class joycet has gone awol
Lowly PFC Doe signin on for the duration, at your service, Commander!
*SALUTE*... snapping my heals together... (trying really hard to get a promotion out of this duty station)
Private BJ... requesting permission to relieve herself momentarily...
(crossing legs, and dancing)
Oh No, can't have anyone AWOL!!! Joyce, better check in ASAP, or we will get that wet noodle out for your punishment... LOL
Still waiting for picture update Commander Jordan.
Still pacing the floor, not showing emotions to the commander!
Linda Kay
CPO Moxon here, sorry to report that said chicken (fawn duckwing OEG) had a seizure and died while I was talking on the phone to outside counsel. Very distressing. I don't know what happened to her. The other 2 are OK so hopefully it was just that she was old or something. Quite concerned. Now have dead chicken on desk. In box. Ugh.
Will bury her tonight.
Moxy over and out.
Update, new life form rocking the capsule
CPO Moxon, so sorry for your lose. Flying flag at half mt, and taps being played.
PSC Cookie back at duty station, Ma'am, yes Ma'am.
PSC Cookie, you are hear by ordered to 50 coffe ups, and 10 lashes with a limp tulip.
Yes, Ma'am...but please don't throw me in the briar patch.....
Do not leave your post again. That is your first and final warning
Private BJ, is bouncing with her legs crossed tight... still waiting for permission to elevate herself... PULLLEEAAASSSEEE ???
Private Bj is dismissed
Old age right CMoxon?? I'm ok with that. Otherwise I get too sad. Sorry to hear though. I'm sure she had a good life, free of flying cupcakes and whatnot.
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Yes, Ma'am....is any of that upside down cake or spice cake with cinnamon icing left?
Throwing cupcakes is no longer allowed
Yes on spice cake.
Whew... left a little trail all the way to the latrine.
Reporting back to duty station... resuming barefoot pacing.
I am sure all chickens aspire to die at Moxon's. A little taste of paradise before the real thing.
Sorry for Moxie, though.
Sirs might I suggest porta-pottys for future missions?
Doing a slow respectful salute to CPO Moxon, in memory of her poor chicken.
That's a good suggestion... but it's really up to the commander... she's kinda tight, ya know.
We have a new life form!
better picture
awwww. It looks a little tuckered out from all that work.
we also have another pip
Commander, since Tia/Tina was the first to report for duty, May I suggest the first one be named after her?
Tell me what kind of bird is hatching please?
LK
NPCG issuing a collective "Ahhhhhhh!"
Congratulations on the new life form Commander Jordan! Excellent news!
Ground crews - I note some general disorderly conduct here. All this suggestion about throwing food and crew not at their posts and leaving trails on the way to the latrine....goodness gracious... pull yourselves together!!! DISCIPLINE is key to excellent hatching crew support! All crew members are allowed to go to the latrine as nature demands. NO food is to be thrown anywhere unless it is in your own mouth. Chicken hatching dances and helpful suggestions to Commander Jordan are welcomed and recommended.
Fall in line. Follow Catscan's example - she knows the ropes.
And thank you for the condolences on my poor chicken.
CPO Moxon.
The life form is a Rhode Island Red.
Congratulations, Commander on the first of many successful life form ejections(?)
So sorry to hear of the demise of dear chicken, Moxy. Moment of silence.
Glad it was only a little trail, BJ, and taht you are back to your post. Idea of porta pots on missions sounds like a plan, but only if Commander oks the request.
Over and out.
Thank You CPO Moxon.
Request denied for porta johns. Commander sugests depends while on a mission
Doing the tango as ordered CPO Moxon. Rhode Island Red looks like a fine rototilling breed. Any chance of a life form with bad hair in the group sir?