Hello :-)
I just had to write to let you know that coming to this forum 'Garden Foes' is such good therapy! Laughing therapy. OMG, I came here to find out info about what to do with poison ivy without poisons and a few threads caught my attention and the next thing you know, I am laughing so hard the tears are running down my face. First I was reading the thread about the person who put 3500 toothpicks in the ground to keep his cat from using his flower bed for a litter box. I no sooner stopped laughing from that, then I stumbled upon this thread.
Wow! I am serious when I say that about 2/3 of the way through the thread, I just had to stop reading it. I could not read any more, I had laughed so hard, I was getting all congested and could hardly breathe..lol. OMG, I just can't remember the last time I had such a good laugh! Not only are the situations you all are finding yourselves in pretty surprising, but the way in which you report what is going on, and the responses from people ...you all are just so witty!
Seriously though, I am sure scutler, you are not quite as amused as the rest of us. I am sure in the future you will be, but right now, I can imagine it has been a royal pain. I did want to point out, that putting anything near or on the house to attract birds seems to be a bad idea. I also made the mistake of hanging a bird house on the side of my house. It ended up with a sparrow family. I hadn't noticed that the birdhouse was on the side of the house as the bathroom and the vent for the fan was about 8 feet below the bird house. Well, another sparrow family started making a nest in the fan vent. We could hear them and see them flying in and out of it and by the time they finished it, you could see the nest material hanging out of it. Of course, the fan wouldn't work anymore. [g] We kept putting off dealing with it, but finally someone in the house managed to get up there with a ladder and with tongs remove all the nesting material. Of course, they just rebuilt. We did remove it again and took down the bird house from the house. Did you know that sparrows attach [not sure if that is the right word] to their first nest and they will go back to the same one every year? Sure enough this spring they were back trying to nest there. We finally had to put some screening over it. But we used leftover window screen. Didn't help..they made quick work of that screen and made a hole just big enough to get in and rebuilt. We finally had to get some stronger material at Lowe's and this time so far, they have not been able to get into it.
I also installed one of those window feeders once. It attaches to the outside of the window sill? It was great until I found my most frequent visitor was a squirrel family that liked to climb down from the roof along the siding and downspout to get to the feeder. Brother! What a pain that was! I finally figured out that they hate safflower seed and I filled the feeder with that and they turned their nose up at it and stopped coming. BUT, I did stop using that window feeder all together. I am leary about the birds being that close to the house. Now I have sparrows loitering on our window air conditioners and occassionally they will jump onto the window screens of the windows momentarily. Haven't started thinking up a solution to that yet.
So now I have moved my feeders to the back of the lot away from buildings. We still enjoy the birds but much more so, from a distance. {G}