I think the trick with them is to push everything AWAY FROM the MIDDLE...(emphatic, not yelling -where's my italics!!)
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Oh, like a distraction technique? Like fake to the left and run right?
Fake to the bust and push to the hips -Yup. Sounds like it.
My gal's a corker
She's a New Yorker
I buy her everything to
keep her in style
She's got a pair of hips
Just like two battleships
Yeah, boys, that's
where my money go-o-oes!!
I penny for a spool of thread
Apenny for a needle
Thats the way the monye goes
POP goes the weasle!
Not ALL New Yorkers have battleship hips!
hehehe!
Dam*, forgot about the NY thing...
We could turn the tables on gravity and all learn to walk on our hands. It would work for me cause my boobs are way to small to drag the ground!
Crinolin (or crinolines depending on your state) will detract the eye from the droopy butt. Won't help with taking out the china though.
LOL!