We're all hatching in a Brinsea Submarine (sing along now!)

Commander Moxon reporting that presently due hatch has commenced 1 day early. Therefore, we have now entered the Brinsea Submarine and are presently sailing to remote, undetectable location for dive. Commander Moxon trying the submarine approach instead of the shuttle approach for this hatch.

Ground crews please be at the ready. Periscope indicates the following life forms presently ready for hatching if viable:
Delaware Blues
Buttercup Bantams
Mixed other bantams

Periscope shows one buttercup bantam module is pipped and very noisy. Noise should be reduced upon diving to undisclosed depth in the Brinsea Submarine.

Moxon over.

Comander Jordan checking in and ready for mission
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Captain Williams reporting for duty

Standing by at the Panther Creek Outpost................... Over

NPGC ready and awaiting orders.

Commander Moxon of Brinsea Submarine noting helpful ground crew presence. Mox is particularly excited about the buttercup bantams, having never seen any of these before! Brand new life forms! (hatching dance)

Ground crew orders are just to stand by for support and do hatching dances in their spare time, or kiss the cutest chicken in their flock, who will subsequently send me waves of chickeny-good-luck.

Commander Moxon is bemoaning the lack of ice cream on board the submarine. Who packed this thing anyway?!

Diving to undisclosed hatching depth now. Any sign of the CF submarine on the radar?

Glug glug....

over.

Is it the black one with the cruel yellow beak and wet feathers straggling behind?

Uh oh, evasive maneuvers initiated...

Civilian novice standing by as spectator.

"We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine"!

Excellent singing Patchouli! Very festive!!

Agent Tia. Quit pretending to be a civilian novice.

Submarine Commander Moxon now reporting 3 pips in bantam buttercup eggs.

Over.

No agent here unless I am considered a spy????

I've been singing "pipping" instead of "hatching". I think you'll agree it is more melodius. But will it stall the hatch?

Agent Tia. You are an intelligence official. We don't call them spies. You need to tell us of the movements of the elusive CF. This is why you are in the Supreme Intelligence department. You are a Secret Agent.

Commander Moxon continuing evasive maneuvers and reporting a total of 5 pips, 4 of which are Bantam Buttercup modules, and one of which is a Delaware module.

Over.

Excellent Captain Catscan. Are you still Captain? I forget if you got promoted.

Pipping is entirely appropriate for the present activity on board the submarine.

We are at location H78P9923G and have a heading of 4856 N, with a speed of 45 knots, and are awaiting any news of the CF submarine.

Commander Jordan requwsting permission to board.

Special envoy sent word that Commander Jordan requires hatching space on board the Brinsea Submarine. Of course, Commander Jordan and her flock are always welcome. Please do board at your convenience Commander, but be careful to hide your trail from the submarine with the trail of feathers behind it....

Commander Jordan and pips aboard.

Hooray! Commander Jordan, please report on number of present pips, number of possible pips, and life form type(s). Inquiring minds will want to know.

Reporting 2 pips so far out of 7. New life form willbe fuzzy buff silkies.
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Commander Moxon grumbling in the corner because she is jealous of Commander Jordan's life forms.

Commander Jordan fixin to set white silkies to incubate tomorrow. CF just dropped the moduls off.

Commander Moxon expecting arrival of new crew member, Private Lostsoul.

Commander Moxon grows more impatient with Commander Jordan over her fancy silkie hatches and is about to start foot stomping maneuvers to protest....

Commaner Jordan's unit doing foot stomps as ordered

No, no, no. Commander Jordan is ordered to cease foot stomping at once.

It is Commander Moxon's prerogative to do the foot stomping in order to express her frustration at the potential for Commander Jordan's hatchlings being considerably cuter than Commander Moxon's hatchings. Because there is no such thing as a non-adorably-cute silkie baby. Commander Moxon has now added pitiful whining to the foot stomping.

Commander Jordan admitting not having any of Commander Moxons life form, and major envy be crried out at this base too.

Commander Jordan I think you misunderstood that last command. I think it was Commander Mox that is doing the foot stomping (like a 3 year old, I might add) in jealousy over you hatching life forms.

Commander Mox, please listen to me (even though I am a subordinate). Stop all of this silly pouting and order some silkie hatching modules!

Captain Williams............Over...................

Hmpf. Well. Commander Moxon considering whether she is going to feel better now or not.

Thanks for clarifying Captain

I ain't got none of those either

Captain Williams....thank you for your sensible words. The Commander is trying to act more like the 20 year old that she really is, now. (ROTFL....)

Commander Moxon is also taking solace in the fact that she paid for some eggs from Silkiechick this morning and that they will arrive in good time and will be hatched eventually. Patience is not Moxon's strong point. Which explains why she doesn't have any 3 year olds of her own!

NPGC has been seriously slighted in both promotions and jelly donut awards--mutiny being considered.

Major Harmony on sick leave but very happy over Commander Jordans pips And commander Moxons impending hatch. Good luck on all egg front's.
Things at my post I'm down with stomach virus but all of my life forms are recovering at a steady pace.
Major Harmony will try to stay on line as long as possible but may have to retire at any moment to the ravages of this illness.

Major Harmony "SALUTE" temporarly at post.

Major Harmony, wishing you a speedy recovery. You are missed. Very happy life forms are recovering for you.

Commander Mox I do believe that you have patience! You just have them hid in the closet and have yet to find them. I don't have any patience when it comes to chickens and therefore am at the total whuimsy of the Chicken fairy!

How many hatching modules do you have coming????

Captain Williams................ Over

Thank you Jordan glad to hear about your chicks and eggs.

Major Catscan, my apologies for the slight. I had forgotten about your promotion because I am a feeble-minded, doddering, overworked Canadian with a poor short-term memory due to memorizing constitutional law facts. I beg your forgiveness, Major. And I wish to send you several dozen jelly donuts in your favorite flavor(s) (or favourite flavours, if you were Canadian too).

All ground crews ordered to cease hatching dance and spend some time doing healthy vibes dance for Major Harmony. Her wellness is essential to our missions!!

Captain Williams, I have 30 modules in the hatching submarine, but know some are duds, I just can't throw them out until after the date just in case. 6 pips at present and all buttercup bantams except for 1 delaware.

The 12 fuzzy life forms from 3 days ago are very active and cute. They are eagerly awaiting further friends. :-)

Mox over.

Claire hows the little silkie that was just the cutest thing.

Here it is Harmony!

And another

Here's another fave of mine