Applying homemde compost or bought...

You should go pee on the government owned 10 feet of her lawn.

I vote for poop.

Go Yankees!

Is your first sentence a political statement?

Thanks for Yankee support. They need it.

We usually only have poop to choose from!

As long as she doesn't walk past our house I won't pee on her lawn.

Want Victor and me too?

Thanks for the offer, Dave. If she returns I just might ask you to come down for a visit.

We could write our names in her lawn.

THAT I would love. Can you imagine a huge VD on her front lawn!

Might require penicillin fertilizer.

Hahaha you guys kill me!!! Too funny!

Isn't it odd that the dog gets the "blame" but it's the dog owner's fault?

I am a Woodchuck Gardener. A book called The Woodchuck's Guide To Gardening by Ron Krupp,A Vermont Organic Gardener, has a great and easy way to make compost.

In the book he refers to someone who can tell by tasting the compost when it is at the perfect stage to use. I haven't tried tasting it yet,but I do smell it and it smells delicious.

I'm not ready to taste it either but it does smell so wonderfully earthy!