RAISE MY BABY SWAP, THE PARADE OF STROLLERS

fight nice ladies. and by the way, i'm gonna win

pthth yall be gettin it backwards! Teh badcats gonna be winnin this!

ya wanna bet?

oh it be on mamakitty, I stocked the bar for babies n I got ta handcuffs ready. Babies dun fer

oh my goodness, heaven! funny how ya fail to mention when ya tried to drown yer baby, an her ran away from ya! an big sis, i could tell bout you baby involvement in a murder! yall think cuz i beez under the table, that i am sleeping it off. but i kin hears yall! i knos where all them poor babies are buried!!! AND IF I DONT WIN....I WILL TELL ALL!!!!

Blackmail and braggadocio; play your little games (evil laughter). In the meantime, my baby will decimate the competition.

....oh my! an as they say....THE GAME'S AFOOT!!!

Yoikers , I'm gonna stay out the way of you-all! and just go about my biz raisin my baby.

I have my clippers all sharpened, and the guillotine ready! I shall be the victor! I will bet one jar of homemade apple butter. do I have any takers?

Umm, it sounds as though you're goin to chop up yor baby; is that how to win?

yes turtles, try it, who ever does the best job win!

I just bout spit out my coffee ROFL

pose to swaller ya coffee

Ok. Best job chopping up baby, I'll remember.

don't ferget now

Nah. I like choppin thingss. I'll just put baby in with the compost when I take out the machete.

now yer talk'n like a real mudder

Yah. should be my new handle: Machete Mudder.

.....hey big sis, wat cha want me a do? spead applebutter on me baby??????

yup, and if'n ya mix draino in the water, it's very good for the baby. he'll grow 5 inches over nite

...really???????????????? all righty then!!!!

yes, really. would I lie ta me lil sis?

...no, but..........i remembers how ya got me penalized cuz ya told me ta put me poor baby in handcuffs an put he in the closet!!!!

I didn't penalize you. the judge did, and it was unfair, cuz that's the bestest way to raise a baby.

I found the perfect babay!!! She has you up by 5 evra day n her only weekniss bes the TP rooll!!! N playin poop in the poppies, she sucks at that game! Partner git ridy!!!

sounds like my kind of baby

great pic, cute puppy.

debra next time you comin get the wet tp offa floor ma'am! ;) Guessin I lawst the game on who gets the flore dirty 1st, mama kitty win it

um there be a chatroom on daves now =o i think it be new.

Ooo baddy, I hopes you got my name!

Been gone all day, come home to machetes and drains.. Geez how's a mommy to behave?

Amateurs! Waterboarding the baby while making it listen to Air Supply's Greatest Hits over and over is the only way to raise a strong, fierce baby, like mine will certainly become.

oew! i likes the way her thinks!

LOL... i just chimed in to say hello.. and "whew" this is going to be a fun ride with the lil ones

PDF, shouldn't it be just one Air Supply tune?

13, you don't want to kill your baby outright! You have to continuously increase the dose of poison, depth of cuts or exposure to bad music to allow them to develop a tolerance for torture and get stronger. It works. You'll see.

What air Supplly. thought we's not spose ta do that

You choke their air supply outta them. Water them with only boiling water.

Aye aye capn

Captain Morgan is also good for them!