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Lastelf Baltimore, MD(Zone 7a) May 02, 2008

I'm sorry about this, folks. I just received this from a fellow teacher, and I just had to share. I laughed so hard that my sides are aching. Hope it makes you smile for a while, too!


For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night,
she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his
reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she
would go to Italy to secretly have the child If she stayed in Italy to
raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child
turned 18.




She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep
it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write
"Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child support
payments to begin.


One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

"Honey!," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."




He said "Just give it to me and I'll explain it later," she did, and
watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.






On the card was written:



Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.



Three with meatballs, two without.



Send extra sauce.

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larlienda Strasburg, VA(Zone 6b) May 02, 2008

that's cute :-)

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shokami2 Coos Bay, OR(Zone 8a) May 03, 2008

thats a good one! will share that one for sure lol

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flowAjen central, NJ(Zone 6b) May 07, 2008

FUNNY!!!!!

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sallyg Anne Arundel,, MD(Zone 7b) May 07, 2008

ha ha ha ha ha

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