Kelly yer supposed to say Orange Who (so I can continue on unnoticed)
The Joke Thread
Orange who?
Knock Knock... ('bout time,lol)
"Oh" says the blind gentleman, "so you all have yellow hair do you. Well forget it, he says, I'm not going to bother telling the joke because I don't feel like explaining it five times".
LOL Who's there
LOL I Have to get to bed,,,I am sooo tired,,, will have to finish this in the morning.
Nitey Nite
Me too.....um, the joke is done...
LOL You stinker
Hmmmm....are we trying to REALLY mess some minds up around here or WHAT??? LOL
~julie~
Erynne,
Did your painkillers kick in last night while we were talking?????,,,LOL
julie,
I think we were,,,mwahaha
lol,
Nope no painkillers anymore, just overtired last night.
If you read from where I posted at 12:06am the part about the old man in the bar, and then all my posts after, you'll build the blonde joke. Forget about the knock knock stuff, that was just a cover.
lol,,,that's what it kinda seemed like but then whe you kept saying I had to say Knock Knock,,,I got all confused,,,LOL Re-read this morning and then it made more sense.
I'm the worst joke teller ever and even worse at "getting" a joke. I'll figure it out 10 mins after the joke is over and everyone wonders why I'm laughing.
Ah,,,sounds familiar I get that way with some jokes too,,,LOL
My friend Shannon is so blonde, if I tell her a joke I have to tell it to her husband so he can explain it to her. Clean jokes too sometimes! Ahh, but when she gets it, ROFLMBO!!!
LOL
Lol, I think I'm somewhat intelligent (really I am!) but what I lack sometimes is good old fashioned common sense!
erynne,
Me thinks thou doth protest too much,,,,,,,ROFLOL,,,,J/K
Here also,,,I have the intelligence and the common sense,,,,just sometimes they don't want to quite work together,,,LOL
I got this one in my email this morning.
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her,
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.
~julie~
Think hard, Erynne! LOL
ROFLMBO,,,Bill got a kick out of it too,,,he's sitting there watching TV laughing,,,no beer yet,,,must have had enough Fri. and Sat. nights at Deer Camp,,,Yes, my vacation was cut short,,,he was home when I got home from Sunday School this morning, can't say what I was thinking, I'ld get a few warnings if I told ya what it was. LOL
I kind of figured that there would a *few* wives here that could appreciate that one. hehehehe (It doesn't fit this household unless you reverse the roles and it's a computer and a big glass of Iced Tea. LOL)
~julie~
Oh NO GGeek! That's not allowed, when they go away and say they will be back on "whatever" day, they are not allowed to be back before that day or time. No. Nuh uh! That's rule #1.. Better straighten him out right now. Rule #2, if they come home early they have to take you out for dinner, because you weren't planning on cooking. And I mean dinner, not the drive through. And dessert.
If I think of any more I'll add them later ....I'm sure there are more that have just escaped my mind at the moment. being that it's so porous.
Hi Shelia!!
~julie~
Hi Julie....! I'm trying not to add additional watches to my list but this one just sucked me in like a black hole. Sigh. Oh well.
Sheila
meez,
Yep, I was so mad,,,LOL sounds terrible,,,but,,,,,I wanted the whole day to myself. When I got home, I just smiled and said,"What are you doing home"? Said he just wasn't *into* hunting this year. So, short vacaction for Kelly,,,Oh well, can't win them all. Oh, he did cook dinner tonight, so that's a little better.
Sheila...I know the feeling, well! I have way too many threads on my 'watch' list now, and can't ANY that I don't want to see what's happening in. LOL
Kelly...I guess as long as we're married to them we have to take like as it happens, eh? But, I have to say, I really felt sorry for you when he "happened" to come home early. :-)
~julie~
julie,
We take it as it happens and we're not even married LOL,,,, together 12 yrs. engaged for 9 yrs. At one point my Mom asked if we were ever going to get married or just live in sin,,,,I said, "Um, we'll just live in sin,,,I learned it from you". Wes, her fiance' lived with us for like10 yrs. til he passed away.
Thanks for your sympathy,,,,I felt sorry for me too,, () ;o}
Kelly
Oh, I get it now, hehe
Thanks Julie for the joke
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