MILK AND COOKIES ON THE ROOF TOP

Yep make it a big bowl of each. The longer Santa stays eating and treating Rudolph and the rest of the famous herd the better for you. The more they hang arounnd the more they will roll deer poop down over your roof into your spouting and water holding devises. Start using the deer poop tea immediately. Don't worry about Santa taking a leak too. Human urine has no bacteria in a healthy body and rates about 14% nitrogen. That is better than any deposit the deer will make. You may see AV bloom double in size within another thirty days.

Only one small important warning. If the sleigh has passed through the District of Columbia the condition of the poop has been challenged. Adjoining states should use the roof top deposits with caution and understanding. Santa has to service all but we don't have to use the crap that may come with him out of known difficult areas.

There is absolutely no poop any better than that. You have to know Santa feeds those deer right.


Merry Christmas to you all and Happy New Year.

Docgipe

LOL - Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year to all ^_^

Here's hoping for a New Year full of lots of apolitical good poop!! Merry Christmas everyone.

ROFL!!!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of my "deer" friends here on DG and especially the Mid-Atlantic!

Cheers to our first white Christmas in years!

VWR, That's a real stunner. Love that scene.

Thanks stormy!

docgipe--as always, excellent tips for using our 'natural resources' funny!!

LOL, Great thinking Doc. Merry Christmas.
When the children were young and there were horses in the barn they always left some hay and sweet grain out for the reindeer. As well as those milk and cookies.

How 'bout a little tune from Santa and those reindeer???

http://www.aroundmd.com/whitechristmas/

Loved it, VWR!!

Great Do Wop VWR! Merry Christmas all! Ric