Can we get a warrant to look for wren's spellchecker at greykyttyn's?
Probable cause....she is know to come from a family connected to the defacement of wren's marbles...it is weak unless we can find DNA evidence--but mitochondrial DNA could easily be present, isolated from the hairs of wren's Demon Child which would have certainly clung to the marble and would then have been transferred to the perpetrator's clothing as they cracked the marbles...
I bet greykyttyn's house is a hotbed of fiber evidence.
A Wee Wassail...
:(
But wait, we must consider all angles. Is it possible that Grey is being framed?! Possibly even by her chickens?
well i do have a hen that just went broody.. maybe Silkie isn't actually sitting on eggs.. maybe she's sitting on your marbles instead.
or maybe Henrietta took them... she's been lurking in the shadows for awhile.. who knows where she's been sneaking around too.
Hmmmm....we need a Chief Livestock Investigator....
{{{Moxon! Snap out of it! Haven't you noticed that grey is pointing at EVERYONE else! I suspect she will throw her DM under the bus at any moment....Don't get too distracted by procedurals...there is only one person who is an obvious suspect....everything else reeks of rosie sprats}}}
i didn't do it. :(
{{{{{Oh right! Dastardly Rosie and her sprats!! Must snap out of it. Nearly done in by a hoodwink!}}}}
No one said you did, greykyttyn....but you have to admit that your behaviour has been very suspicious. I think you should begin to help the authorities with their inquiries....and stop whimpering....
{{{Okay, I am the Bad Cop---who is stepping in to play the Good?}}}
yes u did! u accused me of it!
(ur a little too good at bad cop)
{{Certainly not me!}} But -
I think there might be enough missing, misplaced or damaged marbles to warrant a class action suit. Do they get juries? And if so where am I to find enough marble-less peers?
Now back to our regularly scheduled program of music and song:
"I am the very model of a Marble Major General
I've information vegetable, animal and mineral (quartz and agate marbles, don't you know)
I know the deeds of greykyttyn and quote the cimes historical,
From spellcheck to cracked marbles in orders catagorical....."
"I'm very well aquainted too with actions class and otherwise,
I'll represent the victims and I'll win unless the felon flies..."
Admirable, wish I could read fast enough to do it justice.
I can and I'm LMBO!! {{{Heey, let's do the LiMBO Rock!!}}}
Wow, the creativity has just gone up a notch! Gilbert and Sullivan would be proud....
off to work...urgh...
http://www.fullervoice.com/cluck/bells/play.html
from dearest brotherling...enjoy!!
Oh my goodness that was perfect! I am just about splitting my sides. I am totally, absolutely, without question, represented by the one in the back row, second from the left. Yup, that's me.
Claire -you are absolutely beautiful!! lolol...
just to say -I am still wiping tears out of my eyes form that one....what you are suggesting...I don't quite know...but I almost believe your special form of joie de vivre might be something like what you say it is...ohhelp....
I really should stop reading this site at work, it makes me laugh too much....LOL!!!!
I happen to have a jar on my desk with marbles in it, I can send some to anyone missing too many.
GreyKyttyn, your NWD is in the mail! I hope you like it.
Methinks I could be a Jurist on the Panels of Jurists or a Podge on the HodgePodge of Deciders. I have experience with pastry logic and I think that perchance Wren's marbles might have been half-baked by an UNSUB.
And Loreen just where did you get all those extra marbles? I think this bears investigating...
True, but there is the sad issue of marble hoarding...we need professional mental health back-up, just in case.
Porkpal......um, I have the right to remain silent....heheheh
GASP! Catscan! We have a second suspect! Loreen has just pled the fifth. Oh boy, it's getting interesting now!
Ba-bawwwk!
The reporting of lost marbles is a nationwide phenomenon--
I'm thinking organized crime....or a syndicate of international marble brokers working with small independent agents like grey and Loreen.
We need to be more disciplined to combat this threat.
Operation Scattered Marbles???? Or.....?
I'm going back to my corner now and quietly knit. ;)
The Mystery of the Meandering Catseyes by Aggie Christie...
lolollololololoolloolo....................that's it in a nutshell!
Do we have a Titian-haired sleuth among us?
MsJ??
Speaking of wassails again for a moment, does anyone else watch the Buns and Chouchou videos on YouTube? The singing rabbits? Because when I do, I generally collapse into giggles. Especially the Florence Henderson Hair one. I didn't even watch the Brady Bunch, but seriously, this is quite a classic moment that you all should watch, if you like rabbits, and have a sense of humour.
http://www.youtube.com/user/bunsandchouchou#p/a/u/1/uQ3FH07gB-I
Borrowed from Ginger...
We Wish You a Marey♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Barnmas♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪We Wish You a Marey ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪Barnmas ♥ ♥ ♥We Wish You A Marey ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪Barnmas ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪...And A Happy New Year!♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪...
I'm jealous, my computer can't sing.
Nor mine, porkpal...I just copy and paste...
i want mine to make hearts like that!!!!
it can't sing either.. but i'd settle for hearts!