Central Midwest Gardening: January-Covered in snow finally!!!, 1 by shortleaf

shortleaf wrote:
A friend of mine has a golf cart, I told him he ought to put flames or lightning bolts on it, you know, that means it's fast! I spray painted a lightning bolt on my 1994 Corolla, now it does 200 mph! See, here's the gas station up the street! I got a genuine $25 gift card to that very store I say! It's genuine too, not like the ones you steal, they don't have anything on them! I got a small car tho, I don't need gas right now, there's always hope you know, it really could go down to $1.99 a gallon! I asked, there's no expiration on cards anymore. And no, I wasn't eating cheeseburgers, I just parked there!