Rural Gardening: INCOMING!!! (Hatch alert, hatch alert! Man all stations!), 1 by DrDoolotz

DrDoolotz wrote:
Right, getting back on target here. We had an emergency of the most nasty sort. I was outside with the goats and I wanted to do some hoof trimming. I asked Kelly to bring me the hoof trimmers and a bucket of grain. He brought the grain, putting it over the fence while I was holding a goat (sitting with my back to him). I had intended for him to hand me the hoof trimmers first. The goat saw the grain bucket and leaped out of my arms with great glee, in the process impacting my nose with her horn to the point that blood was gushing and there was much wailing and carrying on. I am OK, but I have a huge gash in my nose that nearly goes all the way through. It is quite distressful.

Anyway, getting back to the point, we are pleased to announce 3 further life form arrivals in white.