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DrDoolotz wrote:
Do not be afraid, all ye who harbor chickens in your yards. I am here to protect you and your flocks from unsuspecting hordes.

It is I, the rescuer of goats, the washer of angoras, the secret crazy chicken lady who creeps around at night distributing chickens and eggs, the llama lover, and the sheep shaver....I am....THE BARNYARD FAIRY!!!!

Never mind those single species fairies. They are not sufficiently diverse. I can populate your farm in a single bound! I can leap tall barns in a clumsy and inelegant manner. I can fall flat on my face in a cow patty and still keep on going!

You will know me by my chartreuse tights (which aren't that tight) and my hot pink cape, and my chicken hat, and of course my fancy boots.

BAWWWWKKKKKK!!!