Confucius might have said

Confucius Says:

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Man who run in

Front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind

Car get exhausted.

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Man with one

Chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch butt

Should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many

Prunes get good run for money..

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War does not

Determine who is right, war determine who is

Left.

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Wife who put

Husband in doghouse soon find him in

Cathouse..

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Man who fight with

Wife all day get no rest at night.

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Man who drive like

Hell, bound to get there.

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Man who live in

Glass house should change clothes in

Basement..

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Crowded elevator

Smell different to midget.

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