Rev Ole and Pastor Sven

Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church , and
Pastor Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the
road. One day they were seen pounding a sign into the ground, that
said:

"DA END ISS NEAR! TURN YERSELF AROUND NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE"

As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled,
"Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"
From the curve we heard screeching tires and a big splash... Rev. Ole
turns to Pastor Sven and asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust
say

'Bridge Out'?"