A poodle and a collie are walking down the street together, discussing current events & their home lives.
The collie admits he's pretty happy with life. The family is good, food is good, kids play with him reguarly, and he sleeps on the bed.
The poodle laments, "Dude, you've got it good. I'm terrorized daily by the Schnauzer, the cat runs past me constantly, and I get yelled at if I bark. The food is okay, but it's some healthy low-calorie junk. I just feel depressed & miserable."
The collie exclaims, "Well, why don't you go to a doggie psychiatrist? Maybe they can help?"
The poodle cries... "I can't go! I'm not allowed on the couch!"
Dog Psychiatrist
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