A woman is having a bad day at the Wheel of Fortune table in Vegas. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she cries, "What horrible luck! What in the world should I do now?"
A gentleman next to her, trying to calm her down a bit, calmly suggests, "I don't know. Why don't you play your age?" and walks away.
Moments later, he is intrigued to hear a great commotion at the table. Maybe, she won!
Rushing back and pushing his way through the crowd, he is stunned to see the lady lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her.
He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?"
The operator replies, "I don't know, buddy. She put all her money on 39. When 51 came up she fainted!"
Tough Luck
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