REPLACEMENT WINDOWS

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive
double-pane energy efficient kind and today I got a call from the
contractor who installed them.

He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year
ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Helloooo,...........just because I'm BLONDE doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid.

So I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy had told me last year.........
'that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!'

Hellooooo? 'It's been a year! I told him.'
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.
He never called back.
I bet he felt like an idiot.