Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery

Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
Someone call the janitor -- we’re going to need a mop.
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
Hand me that ... uh ... that uh ... thingie.
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy’s got two of ’em.
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
What’s this doing here?
That’s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
Don’t worry. I think it IS sharp enough.
Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!