Woman's Health

This is too important a health issue to ignore...





Important Woman's Health Issue:

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about
yourself and your actions.

Margaritas can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do
just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a
regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a
thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing
should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or
becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
Dizziness, nausea, vomiting
Incarceration
Loss of motor control
Loss of clothing
Loss of money
Table dancing
Headache
Dehydration
Dry mouth
And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

After careful research one has learned that red wine and champagne may be
interchangeable with the product - Margaritas.