Can't Work

Ames, NE(Zone 5b)

Another new Illness to watch out for .... . .
Anal Glaucoma






A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

" So, what's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

" And what the heck is anal glaucoma?"

"I just can't see my butt coming into work today."

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