The husband had just finished reading a book entitled "You Can Be the
Man of Your House". He stomped to his wife in the kitchen and
announced,
"From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this
house and my word is law.”
“You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight and when I am finished
eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner
you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex
I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then,
you will massage my feet and hands and fluff my pillows and make me
comfortable for a good night's sleep. Then tomorrow,
guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "A freaking funeral director would be my first
guess."
You Can Be the Man of Your House
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