The Biker And The Bridge

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> The Biker and the Bridge
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> A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the
> sky clouded above his head...In a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because
> you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
> wish."
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> The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
> over anytime I want."
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> The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
> challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach
> to bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It
> will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
> hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little
> more time, and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
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> The biker thought about it for a long time.
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> Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand
> our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when
> she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when
> she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make my woman truly HAPPY."
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> And the Lord replied......
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> "Your want two lanes or four on that bridge?"