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cpartschick Gladwin, MI(Zone 5a) Mar 02, 2009

I believe that Newton was on the right track with gravity, but did not take the idea far enough.

I think that gravity actually builds up in a person as they get older.

This accounts for the weight gain, walking slower, harder to get up, and the body parts that start heading soulth.

(as I get older, I look for excuses)

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