First Born

With the help of a fertility doctor and the newest medical technology a 65 year old woman gave birth to a baby.

When she and the baby had been home for a couple of days, her neighbor came over to see the infant.

The woman invited her friend to come in and made a pot of coffee and told her to sit down. After they had talked for a half hour and finished the coffee, the neighbor asked again to see the baby.

"Not just yet" the mother said.

More time went by and again the neighbor requested that she see the infant.

The mother replied "He's asleep and I want to wait until he wakes up on his own."

After another few minutes the neighbor wanted to know why she had to wait to see the baby until he was awake.

"He has to cry first and then I'll show him to you" the mom said.

Confused, the neighbor said "Why do we have to wait till he cries?"

The mother looked her in the eye and said "I FORGET WHERE I PUT HIM............OK ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!