A woman walks into her local drug store and goes up to the pharmacist.
"What can I help you with today?" he asks.
"I wish to buy a bottle of cyanide" she replies.
The pharmacist asks her why she needs cyanide, to which she replies, "I want to kill my husband".
With a very shocked look on his face, the pharmacist says "I can't sell you a bottle of cyanide so that you can kill your husband. It's illegal and immoral. We would both be in a lot of trouble with severe consequences."
The woman opened her purse, reached in and took out a photograph of her husband engaged in a compromising activity in the bedroom.
The pharmacist studies the photograph and says "Well this makes a difference. You didn't tell me you had a prescription !!!!!!!!!"
Pharmacy Story
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