Would you herd diapers? We are driving Moodene's herd of a thousand chickens out of Texas, into New Mexico and up Jay's mountain. In go-carts. It will be hard to get out of the go carts at the end of it. I'm not sure who's in charge of the chuck wagon. But are you in?
Been busy Lately
I'm in. can I drive????? Andre would eat the used diapers!! Yuk!!!
Thought it was ride-your-own? Do we want two seater carts?
yes you need two seater someone needs to lean out and grab the run away chicken and to stand up to guide the group.
LOL..
No, no go carts! I hate the noisy little suckers. And I want to saddle up my emu with one of Moo's custom buckstitched saddles...
There is absolutely no romance in a go-cart. Ugh.
I nominate Grow for the hoodlum wagon.
How about if I hook my doggy to a cart???? Please I want to put the brat to work.
You gotta be on eye level with 'em Jay!! Actually, what say we use those pneumatic cars from that guy in Australia...no noise.
I guess if you get your emu to walk really low...
Now there's a solution. Like dog sleds only...mmm...only...
Need wheels and a brake PLEASE!!!!!
Mm. We get the wheels, he gets the brakes. Have to work a bit on harness design...U-shaped bar like a mower handle, pull down in front of forelegs to brake, at the same time pulling steak from a baggie...
The steak would work!!!!!!!! Or yell Chicken!!!
Yeah, doggy carts! I've got a pit here who loves to pull...
I'm not gettin' down on a chicken's level. Millions of years of evolution shall not be callously cast aside!
Cowboys rode horses... taller than a cow... so they could see over the bovines and keep track of things. And it's easier to rope from above than below...
Me and my emu (I need a name for this critter) are runnin', ropin', and rounding up the herd, lookin' stylish and photogenic. =0) The paparazzi will love it.
You just like the tailfeathers.....
Name 'er Hank.
A well trained jujitsu Emu could keep em running in a group! Toe action.
The demon can bring up the rear in the wren driven cart!
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You are all so quick!
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It's all about image. Duh.
Hank does nothing for my romantic soul. How 'bout Jezebel?
Just do not tell the demon doggy that the birds are where his favorite treat comes form.
(it is the only way I can get him to go into the car!!!)
I'd say there's enough romance in that...Better for the Great Chicken Drive(GCD) than Delilah...
Jezebel will work only if it is a female. Might give the poor thin a complex if male!!!1
Yup, this is definitely coming together...
A cantankerous Wren with her hard pulling Andre the demon child pulling the chuckwagon...
Me and Moo on well-trained jujitsu emus riding herd...
Cussin' Grow on the hoodlum go-cart...
How 'bout you, Jenks? You up for ridin' herd?
In my experience, uncut males usually have something else on their minds besides work... and I have no idea how to neuter an emu, so it would be female.
So, Jezebel it is. A vigorous name. LOL
oooh dear. the mind boggles. Jezebel, definitely.
Oh ya sure. Get me an Ayh-Rayab psycho emu and I'll be headin' em off fore they should make a wrong turn!
Now don't all males have one tract minds???? LOL
What would Lawrence of Arabia looked like astride an EMU?
I am speakless the picture in my mind of Dear old Lawrence on a EMU is to much. LOL
Hawt!
Hmmm, how 'bout an aussie psycho-emu? G'die, mate! Snowy River-ish...
Call it Sheharizad... Hari for short... would kinda describe her temperment. LOL
aussie and psycho? Hmmm. Clinton Anderson now instead of Lawrence....still hawt. ya.
Uh-huh. I googled him... At least he's closer to your age! LOL
Emus, being from down under, do the aussie number. Veeery rugged and photogenic! =0)
Am i too late have yall left yet **SIGH***:(.......
He could talk less.....
Oh no, we're just picking out our emus and naming them...
we can't go anywhere til Moo comes up with hats!
Nope we're still planing jump on in.
Nope! Going to get the cats in! BRB
Jenks is just showing us that uncut males are not the only ones easily distracted...
bring his picture, honey, he's not comin' with us. We wouldn't get a lick a work outta you if he did.
SOL
Gotta choose yer mount first, Har, unless yer fer runnin allaway to New Mexico...
I want a green hat with yellow flowers on it and a saddle the same color us girls have got to have matching atire LOL
Can i ride a donkey i've always wanted a donkey named Earl
He's too short. I'm a giant. nah. But I would enjoy watching him work.
Match? Oh wow. I'm really not good at that....