DOCTOR

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> Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
> The nurse starts with certain basics.
> 'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.
> The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
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> The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4,' I say.
> The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'.
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> She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
> 'Of course it's high!' I scream. 'When I came in here I was tall and
> slender!
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> Now I'm short and fat!'
> She put me on Prozac.
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> What a bag !!!