Retired

>> For those of you who are already "retarded" and those of you who
> Are
>> just thinking about it.
>>
>> RETARDED ARIZONA GRANDPARENTS
>>
>> After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their
>> holiday away from school.
>>
>> One child wrote the following:
>>
>> We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.
>>
>> They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and
>> they
>> moved to Arizona.
>>
>> Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like
>> grass.
>> They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they
> Don't
>> know who they are anymore.
>>
>> They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it
>> fixed because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but they
> Don't
>> do them very well.
>>
>> There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with
>> hats
>> on.
>>
>> At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in
>> it.
>> He watches all day so nobody can escape.
>>
>> Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts.
>>
>> Nobody there cooks, they just eat out.
>>
>> And, they eat the same thing every night --- early birds.
>>
>> Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house.
>>
>> The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot
>> luck.
>>
>> My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his
>> retardment and
>> says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too..
>>
>> When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house.
>>
>> Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.