THE BLONDE & THE TRUCKER

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.
> He
> said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights
> and pair of running
> boards."
>
> The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to
> appear stupid, went to
> the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there
> just ordered three
> flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running
> boards. What does he
> think this place is, an auto parts store?"
>
> "No," the cook said. "Three flat
> tires mean three pancakes, a pair
> of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards
> are 2 slices of
> crisp bacon."
>
> "Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought
> about it for a moment and
> then
> spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the
> customer.
>
> The trucker asked, "What are the beans for,
> Blondie?"
>
> I LOVE THIS ONE...........
> She replied, "I thought while you were
> waiting for the flat tires,
> headlights and running boards,
> you might as well gas up!"
>
> FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!