A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful
diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look
more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks
around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays
that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst
nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman
greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?' Very
uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may not have been there at the
time of her little 'accident! she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this
lovely bracelet?' He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it,
then you're going to poop when I tell you the price.
The Diamond bracelet
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