The Bird, the Man, the Fish

Frankfort, KY(Zone 6a)

I'm going to try a different type of joke.
Stay tuned and Please don't revile the punch line......
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Jim Bob had never been to court before, but he got there on time, entered and sat down.
A few minutes a man entered the front of the court room and yelled "Every One Stand, The Honorable Judge Joe Brown, Presiding."
Everyone stood up, so Jim Bob did also. A man entered the front of the room wearing a long black rob. "All be Seated" the man yelled again. And everyone sat down.
The first case is 'The State vs: Jim Bob Smith' for the will full destruction of our National Bird,
a Haliaeetus leucocephalus, more commonly known as the American Bald Eagle.
'Will Jim Bob Smith step forward.'
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More tomorrow

This message was edited Jan 10, 2009 9:24 AM

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