Flower Show

Two older ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.

One leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off right now and streak through that stupid flower show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.

As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"Why, I won first prize for Best Dried Arrangement."

Oh good one, I shared it with about 20 of my gardening friends.

Thank you

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lol - when I heard that joke it was a little old man that did the streaking...
had you heard the one about three little old ladies on a park bench?
Mavis, Minnie & Edna were feeding the pigeons when a man in a rain coat sidled up & proceeded to flash them,
Well Mavis had a stroke,
And Minnie had a stroke,
& poor old Edna couldn't quite reach...

Ha ha Keep em coming girls..nothin like a good ol laugh to start the day!!

Excellant, I will pass them on. Nothing like a good laugh!!

I had a very nice d-mail letting me know to be careful with jokes, seems another group had some hands smacked for not being pg.
Fair enough too as it is an open forum.