4 husbands

An older lady was explaining that she had been widowed three times before she married her current husband. In the conversation, she was asked what their occupation was. She told them her first husband was a banker, second a circus ringmaster, third a preacher and now she was married to an undertaker. The questioner remarked that it was indeed an odd assortment of occupations. The lady replied "One for the money, Two for the show, Three to get ready and Four to go."