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WOOOOO Sheila!
Encore! Encore!
You're being propositioned!!!
Woot!Woot! -whatever that means!! Oh I'm singin' now. With my chicken buddies help I'll at least be on different songs each day!! Yahooooooo...
We'll take that one on the road..lolol.
Sheila, great song, i love it!
Yeah -DH is alluva sudden having real trouble keeping up with my taste in music---lol. I'm usually not quite this random -at least by myself...he's probably starting to get worried. Just wait til the repertoire hits 30some-odd totally different P&L songs: I will be committed for sure!! Chickens and Llamas and Goats (Oh My), Chickens and Llamas and Goats (Oh My)....
working on my newest song. will let you know when t's ready
Post away!! I just thought how fun it would be to get a bunch of different people coming in too. That's never ANYKINDA reason to stop ad-libbing though.
still working on it. you know it's tough being a song writer
That's why Willie Nelson got into singing, I believe....
I'm still waay out of season, trying not to show it.
my new song will be a christmas one [i hope]
Now, if YOU have no restraint -what will I be like?!! Hmmm?
i have no restraint at all. i'm working hard on this hoping for a platinum record
edted for spelling
This message was edited Nov 8, 2008 7:41 AM
Y'know that little typo misreads VERY well:-b...
oopps, so srry :(
It didn't SOUND like you but it read very well that way...lol. Sorry 'bout the tease.
no problem, someone needs to help keep my career on the straight and narrow
CLAP, CLAP, CALP, FOOT STOMP, CHEER, TWO-FINGER WHISTLE!!!! I TOTALLY luv 'Pullets for Sale or Rent' BRAVA! BRAVA! I have to dash to a meeting at the Hort. society but I'lllllllll be back.
APLAUSE!!!!! I love the Pullet For Sale wish i was that good at writring songs.
Well got errands to run talk later.
I'm sorry.. I have to do this.. Just to get this out of my head.!!!!
I've been workin on the chicken coooop, all the live long day...
can't ya hear the hens a cluck in..
okay... back to work..
ZeeZ, What ya start -ya gotta finish!!!
I've been workin on the chicken coooop, all the live long day...
I've been workin on the chicken coooop, (just to pass the time awaaay.)
can't ya hear the hens a cluck in...(rise up so early in the Mooorn.)
(cant ya hear the captain shoooutin' Dinah blow your hooorn)
(Dinah woncha blow, Dinah woncha blow, Dinah woncha blow your hooorn,)
(Dinah woncha blow, Dinah woncha blow, Dinah woncha blow your horn,)
I think we've all lost our minds. I've gotten a little carried away, but here goes. It is loosely inspired by a true egg picking (tune of Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy):
Well, not too long ago out in the chicken coop
When farmer Mike was nice and scooping up some poop
He had to lift my feathers high
To get the pile of eggs from underneath my backside
He’s in my chicken coop
And he’s a-bugging me
He the boogie woogie farmer stealing eggs from me
Instead of being nice and just letting go
I ruffled up and squawked a lot and then told him no
But he just would not back away
And so the next thing you know
A game of hard ball we’ll play
He’s in my chicken coop
And he’s a-bugging me
He’s the farmer stealing eggs from under little ole me
A-root, a-toot, a-rootily atta-toot he has a broom in his hand
In boogie rhythm
He takes a big swing but I duck, and I dive, and I evade him
He’s in my chicken coop
And he’s a-bugging me
He’s the farmer stealing eggs from under little ole me
He was some farmer stealing eggs from under little ole me
Yeow!!!
When he swings, he swings his ole broom and looks busy as a busy bee
When he swings he makes me jump and I fly at the door
He’s the boogie woogie farmer stealing eggs from me
Atta tootily, atta-tootily atta-toot-toot he swings eight to the bar
He can’t take a swing and get me cuz I duck, dive, and evade him
He’s in my chicken coop
And he’s a-bugging me
He’s the farmer stealing eggs from under little ole me
I squawked and pecked around and then I squawked some more
A warning gave I made it clear he’s messing here
I clucked my beak and stamped my feet
Cuz I know how it goes when someone gives me grief
Whoa, whoa
I’ll mess him up if he comes near me
The boogie woogie farmer stealing eggs from me
A-root, a-toot, a-rootily atta-toot-toot, toot, I fly straight at his face
Can’t get me cuz I’m a tough ole girl and I will roll with him.
What’s a girl to do
When someone takes her eggs
I’m the boogie woogie chicken don’t mess with me!
You got me crying!!!rotfl!!That's a future hall of famer, platinum number for sure!!
Welcome Jazz to the Wild and Woolly World of Wassailing!!
GRAMMY!! OMG I laughed so hard I peed myself. I need a chicken diaper for this. ok I can't help myself. I'm bringing it down a notch with 'The Chick-a-poo Lullaby"
Hush little chick-a-poo, don't you cry
Dahlia's got a plan for the city guy
and if that city guy won't budge,
Dahlia's gonna pelt him with chocolate fudge.
Then we'll flee to the northern farm,
(the place I fell off a horse and I broke my arm)
and at that farm there's a ruffly roo
who'll fall madly in luv with your bad hairdoo.
So hush little chick-a-poo, don't you cry.....
TAAA! DAAA!
I know there are way more verses....Dahls....
egg-actly waaaaaaay more. (had to do laundry after the boogie woogie chicken song accident snort).
Bringin Eggs, Bringin Eggs, Bringin Eggs to Town, Oh what fun it is to be Bringin Eggs to Town.
Bringin Eggs, Bringin Eggs, Bringin Eggs to Town, Oh what fun it is to be Bringin Eggs to Town.
Dashin up the road slingin lots of mud
watchin all the cows wiz by chewin on their cud.
OH Bringin Eggs, Bringin Eggs, Bringin Eggs to Town, Oh what fun it is to be Bringin Eggs to Town.
Mama's ridein shotgun and Grandpa's in the back
Daddy's at the wheel and Grannys at the shack
OH Bringin Eggs, Bringin Eggs, Bringin Eggs to Town, Oh what fun it is to be Bringin Eggs to Town.
Grandpa's buyin Backer and Daddy's gettin Stuff
Mama's buyin Yard Goods and Gettin Grannys Snuff
OH Bringin Eggs, Bringin Eggs, Bringin Eggs to Town, Oh what fun it is to be Bringin Eggs to Town.
I got some Penny candy and a brand new Pocket Knife
I don't think i've ever been this happy in my life
OH Bringin Eggs, Bringin Eggs, Bringin Eggs to Town, Oh what fun it is to be Bringin Eggs to Town.
Bringin Eggs, Bringin Eggs, Bringin Eggs to Town, Oh What fun it is to be Bringin Eggs to Town.
Very good!
Thank You i will be appearing here all week ;)
Pooetry in Motion....took you a little but Man-o-man did you get goin'!!
If you only knew it took me 2 days to get all that from my head to this forum.
Full head?? ......kidding....
Chickeny doodah, chickeny day.
My, my, my why won't them suckers lay...
Got the best crumbles, got the best hay...
Come on let's go girls -lay, babies, lay!
My big blue rooster's on my shoulder.
It's the truth! It's ackshul!
Nothin' quite so satisfackshul!
Chickeny doodah, chickeny day.
Come on let's go girls -lay, babies, lay!
All that manure for my garden!
All those eggs! The scratchin'!
Check my 'bators -n- see what's hatchin'
Chickeny doodah, chickeny day.
Come on let's go girls -lay, babies, lay!
Is Brigidlily coming to post?? Haven't heard from her...
I love the songs everyone, and thanks for the comments on mine. I had to try to sing it to DH this morning. LOL
Not commenting too much right now as I have a bit of a concussion caused by our puppy.
Hope you are ok.
I love the songs.keep them comming
SORRY! I don't have the net at home so now I'm back at work and see y'all have gone utterly nuts!!! I love them all!!! My first post is all I'm going to do to Willie right now, but how about... as a tribute from The Hen to our fearless commander... (and begging forgiveness from Randy Travis...)
Claire may think that I'm cluckin' foolish
She's heard that I'm wild and cage free
She may wonder how I can promise her now
These eggs that I lay for her always will be
I don't want to face stewing and killin'
Don't want to be one of those hens
As sure as there's hay these eggs that I lay
Are gonna be hers until the cow gets the bends
Oh, I'm gonna lay eggs forever, forever and ever amen
As long as Old Claire gives us shelter from the weather
As long as Dave's Garden's singing songs about old hens
If you wonder how long I'll be layin'
Just listen to how this cluck ends
I'm gonna lay eggs forever and ever, forever and ever amen.
I love it!
...My roosters back and you're gonna be in trouble
(hey-la-day-la my rooster's back)
He's scritching and crowing, better cut out on the double
(he-la-day-la my rooster's back)....
Sorry it's stuck in my head....
Whooo let the chickens out!!!!!!!
Whooo let the chickens out!!!!!!!
Bock, bock, baKAWK!
My kids have this book.. Barnyard Boogie... so don't think I'm this original, but I think you'll appreciate it. I think its very cute and am constantly singing "just a scritchin' and a scratchin' in the barnyard sun" in my head when I'm out in the yard. ha!
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I'm a clonkey bonkey donkey,
I sing hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw,
Clonkey-bonkey, hee,
Clonkey-bonkey, haw.
I'm a clonkey-bonkey donkey,
Hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw,
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I'm a raggle-taggle rooster, I see cock-a-doodle-doo.
Raggle-taggle, cock-a-doodle,
Raggle-taggle, doo.
I'm a raggle-taggle rooster,
cock-a-doodle-doo.
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I'm a moosie-joosie milk cow.
Moosie-joosie, mmmmmmm,
Moosie-joosie, oooooooooo.
I'm a moosie-joosie milk cow,
Moo, Moo, moo.
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I'm a zippy-slippy goldfish,
I sing bub, bub, bubble-up.
Zippy-slippy, bub,
Zippy-slippy, bubble-up.
I'm a zippy-slippy goldfish,
bub, bub, bubble-up.
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I'm a linky-slinky jazz cat,
I sing meow, meow, meow.
Linky-slinky, me,
Linky-slinky, ow.
I'm a linky-slinky jazz cat,
Meow, Meow, Meow.
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I'm a nosey-gosey hound dog,
I sing, aw-rrrr, aw-rrrr, aw-rrrr
Nosey-gosey, aw,
Nosey-gosey, rrrr.
I'm a nosey-gosey hound dog,
Aw-rrrr, Aw-rrrr, Aw-rrrr.
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I'm a stinky-pinky piggy,
I sing oink, oink, oink.
Oink-oink, root around,
Oink-oink, gooble down.
I'm a stinky-pinky piggy,
Oink, oink, oink.
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I'm a greedy-eaty billy goat,
I sing baa, baa, baa.
Baa, baa, how 'bout more?
Baa, baa, I'll take four.
I'm a greedy-eaty billy goat.
Baa, Baa, Baa.
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I'm a wacky-quacky pond duck.
I sing quack, quack, quack.
Quack, quack, paddle feet.
Quack, quak, dive and eat.
I'm a wacky-quacky pond duck
Quack, Quack, Quack.
I'm a sorta-warty bullfrog
I sing ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.
Hoppity-ploppity, ribb,
Hoppity-floppity, it.
I'm a sorta-warty bullfrog,
Ribbit, Ribbit, Ribbit.
I'm a hurry-furry field mouse,
I sing squekity-eek, eek.
Little-shy, squeak,
Hurry-by, eek.
I'm a hurry-furry field mouse,
Squeakity-eek, eek.
I'm a blue-jean, singity-sing farmer,
I sing tractor tunes and hoe-down croos.
I sing "Diggin' in the dirt---dig-dog-doogie,
Scritchin' and a scratchin', the Barnyard Boogie."
But I like it best when we all sing along,
when the barnyard gang
Sings the barnyard song....
Clonkey-bonkey, haw. Raggle-taggle, doo. Moosie-joosie, oooo, moo, moo, moo.
Bub-bub, bubble-up. Linky-slinky, me. Nosey-gosey, aw-rrr, aw-rrr, aw-rrr, aw-rrr.
Oink, oink, baa, baa, quackity-quack, quack. Ribbit, ribbit, squeak, just listen to the beat!
...It's the Barnyard Boogie and we're havin' lots of fun,
Just scritchin' and a scratchin' in the barnyard sun.