The Cemetery Shortcut
One Dark Halloween Night, two men were walking home from a party and decided to cut through the Cemetery, just for laughs.
Right in the middle of the Cemetery, they hear a tap-tap- tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with Fear, they saw an old man with a hammer and chisel, chippping away at one of the Headstones.
"Holy Cow, Mister", one of them said after catching his breath, "You nearly scared us half to Death; We thought you were a Ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those Fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my Name!"
Have a SPOOKY Halloween!
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