How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
But Most Of All, Remember!
A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable,
And Always Close To Your Heart!
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