my Job please don't groan to load..lol.

>>> It's My Job
>>
>> 1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got
>> canned. Couldn't concentrate.
>>
>> 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack
>> it, so they gave me the axe.
>>
>> 3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it --
>> mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
>>
>> 4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too
>> exhausting.
>>
>> 5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to
>> my life, but just didn't have the thyme.
>>
>> 6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it..


>> I couldn't cut the mustard.
>>
>> 7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
>>
>> 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any
>> patience.
>>
>> 9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.
>>
>> 10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live
>> on my net income.
>>
>> 11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,
>> but the work was just too draining.
>>
>> 12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center , but they said I wasn't
>> fit for the job.
>>
>> 13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a
>> job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
>>
>> 14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it
>> was always the same old grind.
>>
>> 15. SO, I tried retirement AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!