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Tir_Na_Nog Houston, United States(Zone 9b) May 31, 2008

A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy two
servings per night, and a few more on the weekends, I consume 3500
calories of chocolate in a week, which equals one pound of weight
per week.

Therefore...

In the last 3 1/2 years, I have had a chocolate caloric intake of
about 180 pounds. I weigh only 165 pounds, so without chocolate, I
would have wasted away to nothing about three months ago!

I owe my life to chocolate.

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