Nutrition Alert

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
Heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer
Heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer
Fewer heart attacks than us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and Suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and Fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink whatever you like.
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