Tips for the ladies (if you've got a sense of humor)

(I'm a lady and think these are cute, so hope you enjoy them too!)

-Aspire to be Barbie - the b_ _ _h has everything.
-If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.
-Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
-Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
-When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
-Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
-I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
-Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
-Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.
-Remember every good looking, sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend.