A vegetable Valentine

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tucsonjill Lincoln, NE(Zone 5a) Feb 15, 2008

I found this over on a site Farmerdill pointed out for its tomato humor, and I thought it should be shared, today of all days! Thanks, Farmerdill, really made my day!

Cabbage always has a heart;
Green beans string along.
You're such a Tomato,
Will you Peas to me belong?
You've been the Apple of my eye,
You know how much I care;
So Lettuce get together,
We'd make a perfect Pear.
Now, something's sure to Turnip,
To prove you can't be Beet;
So, if you Carrot all for me
Let's let our Tulips meet.
Don't Squash my hopes and dreams now,
Bee my Honey, dear;
Or tears will fill Potato's eyes,
While Sweet Corn lends an ear.
I'll Cauliflower shop and say
Your dreams are Parsley mine.
I'll work and share my Celery,
So be my Valentine.

from http://vric.ucdavis.edu/history/joke.HTM

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MaypopLaurel Cleveland,GA/Atlanta, GA(Zone 7b) Feb 15, 2008

That, and my new orchid, made my day. Thanks.

Laurel

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lafko06 Brimfield, MA(Zone 5a) Feb 15, 2008

Very cute, happy V day to all!!

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critterologist Frederick, MD(Zone 6b) Feb 15, 2008

Love it!

Thanks for sharing. :-)

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