I just HAVE to pass this one on as I am still laffin'. It came to me from my 78 year old very active aunt who can move a lot faster and harder than i do at 65!
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STUNNING SENIOR MOMENT
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>A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game,
>took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why
>it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.
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>"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," the
>student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The young
>people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man
>walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energ
>y, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with DSL, bsp; light-speed
>processing ....and," pausing to take another drink of beer.
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>The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said,
>"You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young.....so we
>invented them. Now, you arrogant ****** ****, what are you doing for the
>next generation?"
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>The applause was resounding...
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>I love senior citizens
*******edited to say I didn't use the best judgment in printing this.........sorry 'bout that.........I belong to so many gesneriad sites now that i forget which one I am on.........truly apologize...........
This message was edited Feb 2, 2008 9:32 PM
Best senior moment yet!
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