Rear ended a car this morning

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car
. . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and then you try to use
humor to lessen the stress?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I want you to know
I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"

...and that's when the fight started. :-P