PARACHUTE

PARACHUTE


An airplane was about to crash. There were 5
passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant,
the bestNBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, and
So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.

The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said,
"I am a potential future president and I am the smartest woman in American history, so America 's
people don't want me to die." She took the 2nd packand jumped out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger, Ted Kennedy said
I am a US Senator, the Democratic party needs me and my liver
still has some go od years left. So he grabbed the
pack next to him and jumped.

The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said
to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, "I am old and
frail and don't have many years left, and as a
Chris tian I will sacrifice my life, and let you have
the last parachute."

The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute
left for you. America 's smartest woman took my
schoolbag.