Got a chain letter, today...

Dear Horse Owners,

Are you experiencing too many second and third finishes behind
inferior horses at horse shows? While you are schooling, does your
horse forget everything he was bred and trained to do?

Well this simple chain letter is meant to bring relief and happiness to you.

Unlike most chain letters, it doesn't cost any money. Simply send a
copy to six other horse owners who are dissatisfied with the way that
their horse is behaving. Also, bundle up your horse and send him/her
to the horse owner at the top of the list, and add your name to the
bottom of the list. Do not use a return address or the post office
may try to contact you.

In one week you should receive 16,436 horses, and at least one of
them should be a keeper. Have faith in this. Do not break the
chain... One owner broke the chain and he got his own horse back.