GRANNIES ON THE ROAD

Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch
speeding drivers a state trooper sees a car puttering
along at 22 mph. He thinks to himself, 'This driver is
as dangerous as a speeder!'

So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five
elderly ladies - two in the front seat and three in
the back, wide-eyed and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him,
'Officer, I don't understand. I was going the exact
speed limit. What seems to be the problem?'

The trooper, trying to contain a chuckle, explains to
her that 22 was the route number, not the speed limit.

A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the
officer for pointing out her error.


'But before you go, Ma'am, I have to ask, is
everyone in this car OK?

These women seem awfully shaken.'


'Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We
just got off Route 127.'