Good Old Days Can Be Had Again

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 40 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.

“Now we have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and 52-inch plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your end of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and get a hot 25-year-old gal, and she’d make sure that I’d once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.